Dude Quits His Job At Walmart Over The Intercom: "Fuck Management. Fuck This Job."
Talk that shit son! Talk that shit! Scorched earth. Nobody should work there EVER. Management says they care about their employees, they don’t! Also, fuck Assistant Manager Cora for calling that kid a waste of time. That’s not very nice. Maybe be nicer to your employees and they won’t go rogue on the intercom and spew obscenities. Fuck management. Fuck that job. Fuck Walmart. Fuck Free World. 313.
How good did that have to feel? That kid had to feel like the king of kings strolling outta that place. He was obviously super nervous because he was stumbling all over his words but he crushed it other than that. He hit all the points he wanted to and then hit’em with the Half Baked “fuck you” exit. He literally dropped the mic after that. You know he crushed it because the place went WILD after he hung up the intercom. Go back and listen to the reaction. The other Walmart shoppers reacted like they just watched Skip to My Lou break somebody’s ankles at Rucker Park*. He’s gonna be the coolest kid at school once that video starts getting around. I hope this blog helps in that cause. Go get those hand jobs my guy.
*shout out to Lloyd Banks